Trump News Coverage Makes Brian Sockington Moody

SANDY: Brian? Don’t you find it strange how Trump is in the news, all over the world, like, ALL the time?

BRIAN: Hmm, I suppose it is… But he’s just so entertaining!

SANDY: Yeah, I know, but news isn’t always about entertainment, is it?

BRIAN: It isn’t?

SANDY: Well I saw him on telly the other day trying to end a war like he was buying a used car?

BRIAN: Ha! That’s what people want Sandy! He’s a hustler from Queens, not a politician. 4 times indicted, twice impeached, charged with 34 felonies, and he’s still wheeling, dealing, cracking jokes and having a great time!

SANDY: But these aren’t laughing matters Brian! This is serious stuff…

BRIAN: Well, we can put a more serious spin on things if you like?

SANDY: Oh no! what’s that?

BRIAN: It’s moody 80’s Synth-pop, Sandy, That’s what it is!

SANDY: Pray I ask why it’s on, Brian?

BRIAN: because it’s the best way for me to tell a serious story… The Drudge! Roll the seagulls

SANDY: OMG  – don’t do it Brian it embarrassing

They Burned Him in Manhattan

A parody of ‘First, We Take Manhattan’ (1988) by Leonard Cohen

They sentenced him, but republicans ignored them
He’d tried to change the system from within
He’s coming now, he’s coming to reward them
They burnt him in Manhattan, but they still voted him in!

He’s guided by a signal in the heavens
He’s guided by this bullet mark on his skin
He’s guided by the beauty of their weapons
They burnt him in Manhattan, But they still voted him in!

We’d really like to sing about you, Trumpy!
We love your body, your spirit and that you’re old!
Oh we could see that nightmare moving through your nation…
He trolled you! He trolled you! Trolled you ‘till Biden lost his throne!

Ah you loved calling him ‘loser’, but now you’re worried about his win
You know the way to stop him, but you don’t have the discipline
How many nights he craved for this, for MAGA work begin
They burnt him in Manhattan, But they still voted him in!