Politics
Why is Joe Biden Whispering and Shouting all the time?
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SANDY: We leave you now with exclusive INN footage of President Joe Biden demonstrating what appears to be a state-of-the-art, military-grade, directed energy, sonic, mind-control technology, possibly designed at top-secret weapons agency DARPA, which could be capable of making his speeches up to 20 percent more engaging.
INN experts believe this technology was trialled in Miami, Florida and Havana, Cuba – where the effects were referred to as ‘Havana Syndrome’.
The technology improves the ageing president’s capacity to be very loud and assertive, or soft and mesmerising, without seeming creepy or strange to the media at all – unlike when these tactics are used without the aid of the technology (i.e when Donald Trump speaks).
It remains uncertain whether recent incoherences from Joe Biden have any link at all to the top-secret technology, which the FDA has described as both safe and effective.
