Australia
Covid Booster Approvals Give ‘Big Pharma’ Another Big Boost
The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has finally authorised the emergency use of updated mRNA boosters, with Australia’s Theaputical Goods Administration set to follow suit.
BRIAN SOCKINGTON: And on the subject of vaccines, the US Food and Drug Administration has finally authorised the emergency use of updated mRNA boosters, with Australia’s Theaputical Goods Administration set to follow suit. Pharmaceutical giants Moderna & Pfizer, who’ve amassed a profit of 90bil dollars during the pandemic so far, are continuing to produce variants of the virus…
SANDY HOSIER: Of the vaccine Brian…
BRIAN: What did I say?
SANDY: You said “virus”…
BRIAN: Oh, yes, they are producing variants of the vaccine, a bivalent vaccine combining protection from the original strain, hardly in 2 years, and the BA 4 & 5 Omicron variants, largely superseeded as we speak. We sent former INN Tonight host and TV Legend Larry Fillmore to find out if there is enough vaccine to go round. And answer some of the wilder questions being asked by weirdos about this latest miracle, while promoting the absolute hell out of it.
“Moderna & Pfizer… are producing bivalent vaccines, combining protection from the original strain (hardly seen in 2 years) and the BA.4 & BA.5 Omicron variants (largely being superseeded as we speak).”
LARRY FILLMORE: There’s nothing I love more than getting jabbed full of brand new vaccines… So now that the bivalent Covid booster’s been approved, I can’t wait to do the right thing to keep myself and my family alive and out of hospital for another 2 months. And in great news for Australians, pharmaceutical drug cartels have secured 255,800,000 jabs for our population of 25 and a half million. That’s 10 shots for every person in the country! Including the anaphylactic! But you’ve gotta be quick, as most of the jabs expiry in 18months, or about a week in the fridges most of our GP’s use. Luckily, ATAGI has lowered the time you need to wait between shots, so if you grab one every two months, you can access all 10 by around this time next year, so you’ll be even more protected from hospitalisation and death. But there are always some kooks out there who don’t want to listen to the people who know best – their doctors, politicians, newsreaders, and celebrities like me.
“[The boosters were approved] using a scientific paper written by 26 pharmaceutical insiders – mostly stockholders – of which 19 were Pfizer/BioNTech employees – including the CEO of BioNTech and his wife who also co-own the patent for the mRNA vaccines. How much more confidence do people need?!”
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BRIAN: There he is, Larry Filmore, that’s why he’s the best! And if you can’t trust Larry Filmore, trust ATAGI who’ve approve the boosters using a scientific paper written by 26 pharmaceutical insiders, mostly stockholders, of which 19 were Pfizer/BioNTech employees, including the CEO of BioNTech and his wife, who also co-own the patent for the mRNA vaccines… How much more confidence do people need!