INN Weather – APRIL 2023

BRIAN: Ah, it’s lovely to see you and Joe so happy in your new relationship Jane… I hope you two love birds have been taking advantage of the great weather we’ve been having? 

JANE: Yeah, ahh, it’s nice… I mean, Joe got us tickets to the Greyhound races in Shepparton the other day… That was nice… And I got to beep the horn at the country reserves footy game in the morning – Joe bought me a pie, but I’m gluten free, so the staffie in the ute next to us ate it…

BRIAN: I‘ll have a word with him Jane

JANE: Oh, thank you Brian!

BRIAN: Anyway, what’s the weather outlook like?

JANE: Well, a bit of stability for once Brian. Let’s put the spotlight on Darwin which is bucking the trend of variability, recording temperatures between 30 and 34 for every one of the days of April – and that earns them an INN Stamp for effort and consistency. Well done, Darwin! 

Around the country now and you can see that temperatures seem pretty stable for this time of the year. So here is some footage of the kind of horrible disasters we should expect in the near future, so as to not become complacent in the ongoing climate emergency.

And on to our exclusive 9-and-a-half day forecast – Monday looks like the pick of the bunch at a lovely 24 degrees, closely followed by the other 8 and a half days which will also be 24, albeit with predictions of various calamities and disasters… So a bit of constancy AND some variability there Brian

BRIAN: Yes, hopefully a bit of mystery should help take some of the pressure off you weather forecasters. I don’t know how you do it. Thanks Jane