Weather
INN Weather – FEBRUARY 2024
The BOM aren’t getting much right lately – Queenslanders received emergency flood warnings after storms had passed. So aside from a rebranding, what are the BOM spending their money on?
BRIAN: Over to Jane Bunion now for the Weather…
SANDY: OMG! Where were you sitting!
JANE: OMG! Sitting?! I didn’t stop dancing for the entire CONCERT!
SANDY: OMG! Me too!
JANE: OMG. She’s, like, perfect! She’s so hot and gorgeous and talented!
SANDY: OMG! I know! I, like, can’t even…
JANE: OMG, I like, can’t even either!
BRIAN: Umm, ladies…
SANDY: OMG. What did you wear?
JANE: OMG! I tried to wear her outfit from the RED tour, but my butt looked huge in it
SANDY: OMG! You’re butt does not look huge
JANE: OMG It’s totally huge…
BRIAN: Excuse me girls…
JOE: Umm, Jane?
SANDY: OMG. How did Joe even get the tickets?
JANE: Joe? Oh Joe! Yes, OMG I almost forgot he was there!
BRIAN: Look, Joe, I think you’re gonna have to do the weather for us?
JOE: What? Me? What do I know about meteorology?
BRIAN: Well I haven’t been dating a meteorologist for the past year, have I?
JOE: But, but… I don’t listen much when she’s on about work, Brian? Or whenever she’s talking, actually… I just… kinda… drift away sometime… Oh Jane! Maybe I am like all those boys Taylor Swift dated and slagged off in her songs!
BRIAN: Pull yourself together Joe! Look, between you and me, you’re heading for an epic Tay Tay style breakup any moment now – Jane’s probably already booked guitar lessons! I’d say covering for her with a great weather forecast might help… It can’t be that hard?
JOE: You reckon?
BRIAN: Yeah, Just have a guess what might happen in the next 9-and-a-half days and she’ll be right!
JOE: Yeah! Umm, let’s see? Ahh, let’s go with ‘fine’ for the first half of the week, chuck in a hot and sunny Saturday, might get the boat out for a bit – and then a rainy, stormy Sunday so I don’t have to visit the in-laws… let’s make it a Cyclone for the climate change story – and then we’ll finish it off with whichever graphics we haven’t used yet, and ahh, there you go! Another INN exclusive 9-and-a-half day forecast – easy as you like! I could get used to this? A bit like betting on the horses except you always get paid, hey Jane?
JANE: OMG, then she looked right at me and was like, I see you, and I was like, OMG
SANDY: OMG!
JOE: Alright, well – might have to do the weather next time too the way we’re going… Cheerio.
